“- Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
- Archie Leach: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
- Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.”
Kevin Kline - Otto
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“- Leah Russell: Don't suppose you've got any jobs in your new pub?
- Sandra Gangel: No. But if I ever do turn it into a brothel I'll get back to you, ok?”
Tameka Empson - Leah Russell
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“- Mr. Wong: Whale ho!
- Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale?
- Mr. Wong: Yeah! And a ho!”
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia

“Your daughters are whores, madam. All of them. Whores.”
Richard O'Brien - Lord Hampton

“- Kimberly Joyce: I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
- Brittany: It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.
- Kimberly Joyce: It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce
Elisabeth Harnois - Brittany