“I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade.”
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“- Michele Weinberger: Did you lose weight?
- Romy White: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Tomika: Why don't you go on a diet?
- Dewey Finn: Because I like to eat! Is that such a crime?”
Maryam Hassan - Tomika
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. Too much protein, not enough zinc. Next thing you know, you're cutting up bodies in the bathtub. I mean, look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. The brother was seriously malnourished.”
Sean Patrick Thomas - Rudy

“I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!”
Ian Roberts - Sparky Polastri