“I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Bridget Rossiter: Want coffee, Ev? It's back in fashion as a late-morning pick-me-up.
- Steve Everett: Make it a big one.
- Bridget Rossiter: Women can fetch coffee now because job opportunities give us new confidence.”
Christine Ebersole - Bridget Rossiter
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“- Boone: Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee.
- Omri: Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast.
- Little Bear: Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman!”
Keith David - Boone
Hal Scardino - Omri
Litefoot - Little Bear

“- Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.
- Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.
- Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”
Eddie Izzard