“- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: It was an accident.
- Carol Heathrow: An accident?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Carol, seriously, it was an accident. I swear to God.
- Carol Heathrow: An accident? Your thing just got into a box of popcorn?”
Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell
Colette Blonigan - Carol Heathrow

“- Pimmie Polk: How would you like your nuts crushed?
- Boy: How would you like your tits shot off?”

Julia Montgomery - Pimmie Polk
Tim Hoskins - Boy

“- Ben: Hey, what's wrong?
- Andie: Nothing. It's beautiful.
- Ben: Thank you.
- Andie: You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb... You have to take it away before I gag.”

Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Roland Tembo: Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
- Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
- Roland Tembo: Then his troubles are over.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre