“- Pops: What's goin' on in there? Lotta folks out here need to use the restroom!
- Kermit the Frog: Well, we're developing these pictures, we'll be out as soon as we finish. We're trying to catch a jewel thief.
- Fozzie Bear: A jewel thief!
- Pops: Well, catch him in another room, people are dancing up and down on one leg out here!”

Jerry Nelson - Pops
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Dr. Franz Tobel: You would take the Nazis' own car?
- Sherlock Holmes: One must adapt oneself to the tools at hand.”
William Post Jr. - Dr. Franz Tobel
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- John: There's cops all down this road.
- Gerry Austin: So?
- John: So cops have got radios. This gas is stolen.
- Gerry Austin: So is the car!”
Tony Barry - John
Kelly Johnson - Gerry Austin

“- Trumaine: Don't worry baby, this my uncle's car, he lets me borrow it whenever I want.
- Marvel: Oh yeah! Then why did you have to hot-wire it?!”
Wesley Snipes - Trumaine
Willie J. Walton - Marvel

“- Harold Lee: We're stealing his car! We can't leave him back there!
- Kumar Patel: He stole your fucking car last week!”

John Cho - Harold Lee
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel