“- Miss Bianca: Oh, Captain. Is this a non-stop flight to Australia?
- Wilbur: Well, uh, not exactly. No. I can definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird. Non-stop? Who do I look like, Charles Lindbergh?”
Eva Gabor - Miss Bianca
John Candy - Wilbur

“- Arthur Kirkland: Where are we going?
- Judge Francis Rayford: You wanna go someplace in particular?
- Arthur Kirkland: No. Down, I would prefer to go down...”

Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland
Jack Warden - Judge Francis Rayford

“Nobody thinks clearly at the airport.”
Nicolas Cage - Jack Campbell

“- Kamarov - Red October: Stop pissing, Yuri. Give me a stopwatch and a map, and I'll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.
- Diving Officer - Red October: If the map is accurate enough.”
Michael Welden - Kamarov - Red October
Artur Cybulski - Diving Officer - Red October

“It's only my second day in San Miguel, and I'll tell ya', I'm ready to hitchhike to Jonestown for a few laughs and a cool drink. This place is hotter than Dolly Parton's minipad. My job takes me all over the world. Lebanon, Nicaragua... Newark. You name it, I'm in there. Always where the action is.”
Chevy Chase - Eddie Muntz