“- Selena Quintanilla: You know I was just thinking, I've never seen you dance. Do you dance?
- Chris Perez: Dance? Oh yeah, I dance. Yea I put on my white shoes and black jacket and dance like John Travolta.”
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla
Jon Seda - Chris Perez

“- Ellen Griswold: Lord, we loved this woman with all our heart.
- Audrey Griswold: Let's not overdo it, mom.
- Ellen Griswold: Shut up.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“- Farouk: You have friend, I have friend. My friend go to your house, put bomb under your car and blow you to fucking sky!
- Darryl Kerrigan: What did he do?
- Farouk: He get scared and he leave!”
Costas Kilias - Farouk
Michael Caton-Jones - Darryl Kerrigan

“- Ula's Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?
- Ula: Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio.”
Tache Uesugi - Ula's Kid
Rob Schneider - Ula

“- Lucy Whitmore: I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry.
- Henry Roth: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. I'm not.
- Henry Roth: What's his name then?
- Lucy Whitmore: Ringo.
- Henry Roth: Is his last name, Starr?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. McCartney.”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth