“- Jovie: I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people.
- Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jovie
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Mayor Moe Carson: I demand a little respect.
- Lester Cadwalader, Sr.: You're getting it... very little.”
Edgar Kennedy - Mayor Moe Carson
Guy Kibbee - Lester Cadwalader, Sr.

“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.”

David Bowie - Jareth

- Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko: The world will demand that you hand me over.
- Colonel Chaiko: The world. The world is overjoyed that we allowed a plane to land. We saved hundreds of lives. Only four people died.
Mikhail Baryshnikov - Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko
Jerzy Skolimowski - Colonel Chaiko

“- Bob Taylor: You want us to fill out a comment card?
- Lisa Reisert: Yes, I do and after you finish, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.”
Robert Pine - Bob Taylor
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert