“I didn't hire her for her scream, Jack, I hired her for her tits!”

Peter Boyden - Sam

“- Goldstein: Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
- Harold Lee: Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
- Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.”
David Krumholtz - Goldstein
John Cho - Harold Lee
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Rosenberg

“I'm gonna solve it here or this bimbo you sent me is gonna be doing a donkey act on public access television. Her tits, her tits, her tits, her tits. That she signed in her contract! We hired her because of 10 years at the Actors Studio, the way she played Medea? Her last 2 pictures lay there on the screen like my first wife.”
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“Whenever a critic mentions the salary of an actor, I'm thinking, He's not talking about the movie.”
Harold Ramis

“I don't need a critic to tell me I'm an actor. I make my own way. Nobody's my boss. Nobody's ever been my boss. ”
Kirk Douglas