“I'm not too strong anymore and I've just about run out of money. Pretty soon I won't be able to do much of anything for anyone. I had though maybe my family would care, but all they wanted to do was send me to a little furnished room where I could die in front of a TV set.”
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint

“Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan... denied!”
Mel Brooks - Mr. Welling

“All the sudden you get a little extra money on the side, Uncle Sam's none the wiser for it.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“- Alexander Bullock: I don't mind giving the government 60% of what I make. But I can't do it when my family spends 50%!
- Irene Bullock: Why should the government get more money than your own family?”
Eugene Pallette - Alexander Bullock
Carole Lombard - Irene Bullock

“- Arthur Kriticos: He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
- Kathy Kriticos: We have a family fortune?
- Arthur Kriticos: Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.”
Tony Shalhoub - Arthur Kriticos
Shannon Elizabeth - Kathy Kriticos