“- Terk: What kind of animal are you?
- Tantor: You know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan may be some sub-species of elephant.
- Terk: Are you kidding... What are you talking about?
- Tantor: I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut...
- Terk: He looks nothing like you!”

Rosie O'Donnell - Terk
Wayne Knight - Tantor

“- Madame Liang: What did he look like?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Who?
- Madame Liang: The robber.
- Wang Chi-Yang: Dont ask me what he looked like! All white men look alike!”
Juanita Hall - Madame Liang
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang

“- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Emanuel Ravelli. Are you his brother?
- Signor Emanuel Ravelli: I am Emanuel Ravelli.
- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: Well, no wonder you look like him. But I still insist there is a resemblance.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding
Chico Marx - Signor Emanuel Ravelli

“- State Trooper: We're looking for a prisoner from that bus-trainwreck a couple of hours ago, might be hurt.
- Dr. Richard Kimble: What does he look like?
- State Trooper: 6'1, 180, brown hair, brown eyes, beard. See anyone like that around?
- Dr. Richard Kimble: Every time I look in the mirror - except for the beard, of course!”

Kevin Crowley - State Trooper
Harrison Ford - Dr. Richard Kimble

“- Mike Hammer: Are you two alike in every way?
- 2nd Twin: Not exactly. I have a strawberry birthmark.
- Mike Hammer: Really? Where?
- 2nd Twin: I can't see it. I have to go on other people's word.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
Lynette Harris - 2nd Twin