“- Beth: Your sister would kill us if she knew we did it in her bed.
- Tim Strode: Hey, it was your idea.
- Beth: I am bad, aren't I?
- Tim Strode: Only when you wear crotchless panties and bark like a dog.”
Mariah O'Brien - Beth
Keith Bogart - Tim Strode

“- Eric: Just tell me one thing. I'm not a vain person. Was the sex any good at all?
- Cheryl: No. I'm sorry. It was bad.”
Brian McCardie - Eric
Jennifer Albano - Cheryl

“It's only a matter of time... get in bed with the devil... sooner or later you have to fuck!”
Christian Clemenson - Pismo Boll

“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Bruce Baldwin: You know, Hildy, he's not such a bad fellow.
- Hildy Johnson: No, he should make some girl real happy.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson