“- Lorraine Baker: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.
- Tom Baker: It's called fresh air sweetie.”
Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

“- Grace Calloway: Norman, what's the combined force of all the fans?
- Norman Bassett: About 160 miles an hour.”
Vanessa Bell Calloway - Grace Calloway
Barry Newman - Norman Bassett

“She's like the air to me.”

Keanu Reeves - Paul Sutton

“- Daisy Werthan: Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.
- Hoke Colburn: I had the air-conditioning checked. I don't know what for. You never allow me to turn it on.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Morgan Freeman - Hoke Colburn

“In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? Propane?”
Kevin McCarthy - Victor Eugene Scrimshaw