“Look at you, you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% Milk, Mr. Khaki Pants, Mr. Touched By An Angel. Get out my face!”
Alex Solowitz - Mickey Parke

“- Duty Cop: Detailed description?
- Jessica Wilhern: Brown hair. Brown eyes. A unique... ly pleasant personality.”
John Voce - Duty Cop
Catherine O'Hara - Jessica Wilhern

“Even if he's a bit queer, he's a gentleman.”

Malcolm Keen - Joe, a police detective

“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they do their nails.”
Cynthia Gibb - Cece

“- Jeff Kohlver: I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out, real quick, people's faces lie.
- Hayley Stark: Does my face lie?”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark