“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they do their nails.”
Cynthia Gibb - Cece

“- Jeff Kohlver: I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out, real quick, people's faces lie.
- Hayley Stark: Does my face lie?”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“For a man of such high rank you're kind of short.”

Viggo Mortensen - Frank Hopkins

“The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!”

Jeff Garlin - Buttercup

“- Jack Grimaldi: So you're the big hoodlum? Personally, I don't see it.
- Mona Demarkov: Keep lookin'.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jack Grimaldi
Lena Olin - Mona Demarkov