“I hatetelevision. Gives me headaches. I heard there's so many magnetic waves traveling through the air, because of TV and telephones, that we're losing ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. All the molecules in our heads are all unstable. All the companies know about it, but they're not doing anything about it. It's a big conspiracy.”
Naomi Watts - Rachel

“They're saying something. They sound like they're conspiring to conspire. I can feel the lies vibrating from their home.”

Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro

“- General Arturo Salazar: How did you find out about this?
- Javier Rodriguez: A little bird told me.
- General Arturo Salazar: What is the name of your little bird?
- Javier Rodriguez: It doesn't have a name.
- General Arturo Salazar: Those fucking anonymous ones!”
Tomas Milian - General Arturo Salazar
Benicio del Toro - Javier Rodriguez

“- Robert Clayton Dean: Conspiracy theorists of the world unite.
- Brill: It's more than a theory with me. I'm a former conspirer.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Gabriel Byrne - Brill

“- Harriet M. Welsch: Do spies have high pressure jobs?
- Ole Golly: Only if they get caught.
- Harriet M. Welsch: I never get caught.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly