“- Master Patrolman Andy Landers: Black bitch, you get this Black Panther out of Colorado Springs before sunrise, you hear me? Or you'll all go to jail.
- Kwame Ture: We were born in jail!”

Frederick Weller - Master Patrolman Andy Landers
Corey Hawkins - Kwame Ture

“- FBI Agent: Come out with your hands on your head. You've got ten seconds.
- Pam Anderson: Enough time to create a universe.”
Tony Mockus Jr. - FBI Agent
Ashley Judd - Pam Anderson

“- Luther: How do they feel?
- Ethan Hunt: About what?
- Luther: The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards.
- Ethan Hunt: Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys.”
Ving Rhames - Luther
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- Doreen: Were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer?
- Cop #1: Well, actually, that was your husband's idea.”
Kevin McDonald - Doreen
Mark McKinney - Cop #1

“- Shirley Blake: I asked Santa Claus to bring me a doll.
- Joy Smythe: There ain't any Santa Claus!
- Shirley Blake: There is too!”
Shirley Temple - Shirley Blake
Jane Withers - Joy Smythe