“- Mitch Henessey: How did you find us?
- Nathan: There may be many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'll be missed by NASA. I found the address in your coat. Here. Between the address of a topless bar, and the picture of what looks like a man's penis.
- Mitch Henessey: That's a duck, not a dick.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
Brian Cox - Nathan

“- Emma Rae King: Are you addressing me?
- Eddie Bichon: Yes.
- Emma Rae King: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.”
Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King
Dennis Quaid - Eddie Bichon

- Teacher: What was the significance of "1066"?
- Patty: What happened in "1066"? Well, it all depends. Is it a date or an address?
Roseline Rubens - Patty

“- Joe Bradley: Where do you live?
- Princess Ann: Colosseum.
- Joe Bradley: [to taxi driver] She lives in the Colosseum.
- Taxicab Driver: Is wrong address!”
Gregory Peck - Joe Bradley
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann
Alfredo Rizzo - Taxicab Driver

“- Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
- Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?
- Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Now let me check the zipcode. Two-one-two-fuck-you?”

Mink Stole - Dottie Hinkle
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin