“- Lil: That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her.
- Violet Sanford: She just cut some guy's ponytail off.
- Lil: Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbin' her ass. He pressed charges, I gave her a raise.”
Maria Bello - Lil
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford

“- Chief Halliwell: Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem?
- Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti: Yeah, but it's just a little one!”
Val Avery - Chief Halliwell
Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

“- Doug Holt: Either you're mad at me because you're mad at me, or you're mad at me because you like me, because that's how girls act. I don't know much but I know that. So, which is it?
- Pamela Abbott: Both.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott

“You know, people often say things in anger they don't really mean.”
David Koechner - Larabee

“I believe that if you let somebody cut in front of you in traffic and they don't give you the little wave, it should be perfectly legal to get up underneath 'em, get 'em loose, and put 'em into the wall.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Himself