“- Clown: Be careful. Don't hurt the little guy.
- Skinny: C'mon, elephants ain't got no feelings.”
Billy Bletcher - Clown
Malcolm Hutton - Skinny

“- Mrs. Marjorie Davies: How did you rest?
- Freddie: With one eye open.”
Ann Harding - Mrs. Marjorie Davies
George Tobias - Freddie

“- Freddie: What I can't figure out is if they're protecting us or watching us.
- Ambassador Joseph E. Davies: Maybe a little of both.”
George Tobias - Freddie
Walter Huston - Ambassador Joseph E. Davies

“Never give a sucker an even break and always keep an eye on your pals.”

Cary Grant - Joe Adams - posing as Joe Bascopolous

“- Lesly: You were spying on us?
- Mrs. Pascal: A mother doesn't spy. A mother pays attention.”
Tori Spelling - Lesly
Geneviève Bujold - Mrs. Pascal