“I'd marry a chimpanzee if he had money!”
Rose Byrne - Rose Mortmain

“- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: We were quite well suited, as I recall.
- Lord Arthur Goring: You were poor, I was rich, it must have suited you very well. And then you met the Baron, who was even richer. And that suited you better.”
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“I know women who marry men they despise so they can drive a Mercedes and spend summers in the Hamptons.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?
- Lorelei Lee: It's true.
- Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for?
- Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for your money.”
Tommy Noonan - Gus Esmond Jr.
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee