“- Cappie: Are you interested in being kissed?
- Maggie: Yes.”

Charlie Sheen - Cappie
Kerri Green - Maggie

“- Max Conners: You're not ready to con a guy without falling in love yourself.
- Page Conners: Give me a break, I am in complete control!
- Max Conners: I saw the kiss. Your eyes were closed.
- Page Conners: That was the sun!”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“I'd like to tell you that 5 minutes after I kissed Diane she came running out into my arms and that we fell in love forever, but that's not what happened. It took six minutes.”

Tate Donovan - Paul Matthews

“How can you tell what's in its spell? How can you tell unless you've tried it? Wait for that kiss you're certain of. And let your heart decide when you're in love.”
Howard Keel - Adam Pontipee

“- Christina: I did come to your wedding because I wanted to see you again. Because the feeling is mutual, and you'd better be a really good kisser. [Christina and Peter kiss.] Wow. That was weak.
- Peter: Weak?
- Christina: It's okay. You can try again.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue