“My name is J.P., I am a robot, I like robots, I have a robot vagina.”

Nick Swardson - Jeff

“- Hospital Administrator: What are you doing this morning?
- Obstetrician: It's a birth.
- Hospital Administrator: And what sort of thing is that?
- Dr. Spencer: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
- Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays.”
Michael Palin - Hospital Administrator
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstetrician
Graham Arthur Chapman - Dr. Spencer

“- John Connor: The T-X, can you find a way to destroy it?
- Terminator: Unlikely. I'm an obsolete design.”
Nick Stahl - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

“Our technological abilities are not apparent because we have chosen not to employ them in our daily lives. We believe that when you create a machine to do the work of a man, you take something away from the man.”
Daniel Hugh Kelly - Sojef

“- Oscar Madison: There are faster ways of delivery now. FedEx, UPS, fax...
- Felix Ungar: Oh, you're gonna fax me my suitcase?”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar