“- Psychiatrist: Tell me, Harold, what do you do for fun? What activity gives you a different sense of enjoyment from the others? Uh, what do you find fulfilling? What gives you that... special satisfaction?
- Harold: I go to funerals.”
G. Wood - Psychiatrist
Bud Cort - Harold

“You should get a date, you should have a martini, you should drive with the top down, you should better yet give a tired old widow a break.”

Shirley MacLaine - Tess Carlisle

“- Frank: Ever tried hustlin'?
- Juan: Frank, give me a break, man.
- Frank: I'm serious. Lots of rich, lonely people out there. Lots of horny society ladies and businessmen with company...”
Ray Sharkey - Frank
Robert Beltran - Juan

“- Ray Marcus: You've should fucking kill me! You don't know nothing. It's fun to kill people. You, of all people should try sometime.
- Tony Hastings: Fun? It's fun to kill people? Did you have fun killing my wife and daughter?”
Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Ray Marcus
Jake Gyllenhaal - Tony Hastings

“If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.”
Tony Curtis