“Personally I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?”
Liz Taylor

“I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“You're marrying a woman you've never had sex with? Are you insane? Didn't you see 'The Crying Game'? You think she's got the goods under her skirt, you lift it up, it's Oscar Mayer time!”
Greg Kinnear - Perry Gordon

“Susan, when I married you the first time I only did it to get in your pants. Now I'm doing it because I want to spend the rest of my life getting into your pants.”
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson