“- Mirror Man: That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it.
[he applies the false fingerprint]
- Mirror Man: Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back.
- Donny Astricky: Damn...
- Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right?
- Donny Astricky: Yeah, you do. You're like a little ghetto Smurf.”

T.J. Cross - Mirror Man
Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“I run a showhere. It's a lot of smoke and noise and it's strictly for the suckers. I've been pulling one kind of scam or another since I was your age, and if there's one thing I know it's how to spot the genuine article because that's what you've got to watch out for.”
Steve Martin - Jonas

“The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is: a) whatever the IRS says, b) a smartlawyer, c) ten years in prison, d) all of the above?”
Gene Hackman - Avery Tolar

“You see, there are two kinds of people in this world: the workers and the hustlers. The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle...”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“- Max Conners: You're not ready to con a guy without falling in love yourself.
- Page Conners: Give me a break, I am in complete control!
- Max Conners: I saw the kiss. Your eyes were closed.
- Page Conners: That was the sun!”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners