“What I have crossed out I didn't like. What I haven't crossed out I am dissatisfied with.”

Cecil Blount DeMille

“Would you recommend this film to a friend? Not unless I was friendly with Hitler...”

George Hamilton - Ed

“- Statler: How do you like the film?
- Waldorf: I've seen detergents leave a better film than this.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“I don't really care for movies; they make everything seem so close up.”
William Hurt - Macon

“- Jesse: How did you end up like this?
- Chucky: Well, it's a long story.
- Tiffany: It sure is.
- Chucky: In fact, if it were a movie, it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice!”

Nick Stabile - Jesse
Brad Dourif - Chucky
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany