“Work now till you go back to college. And I'm fixing you up with a job with your uncle.”

Roshan Seth - Papa Hussein

“I'm a thirty-year-old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.”
Louie Anderson - Maurice

“- Paul Kirkwood: What kind of future can she have with this guy, he cuts meat!
- Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland: You plow snow.
- Kev: Hey, at least meat you can eat.”
Michael Rapaport - Paul Kirkwood
Matt Dillon - Tommy 'Birdman' Rowland
Max Perlich - Kev

“I won't be a caddy all my life. I'm going to car-wash school in the fall.”
Jonathan Silverman - Harry