“If your manner of speech is in any way a reflection of what goes on inside your head, you are lucky you can tie your shoes.”
Meg Ryan - Bonnie

- Carl Showalter: You ever been to Minneapolis?
- Gaear Grimsrud: Nope.
- Carl Showalter: Would it... kill you to say something?
- Gaear Grimsrud: I did.
- Carl Showalter: "No". That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a fountain of conversation there, buddy. That's a geyser.
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter
Peter Stormare - Gaear Grimsrud

“- Keaton: His name's Verbal. Verbal Kint.
- McManus: Verbal?
- Keaton: Yeah.
- Verbal: 'Roger', really. People say I talk too much.
- Hockney: Yeah, I was just gonna tell you to shut up.”
Gabriel Byrne - Keaton
Stephen Baldwin - McManus
Kevin Spacey - Verbal
Kevin Pollak - Hockney

“I'm the person who's going to cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am.”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“You ever talk that way to my kid again... I'm knockin' you out!”

Michael Keaton - Jack