“Shit! The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!”

Marcelino Sánchez - Rembrandt

“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Matt Murdock: Where'd you learn how to fight like that?
- Elektra Natchios: My father. He had me study with a different sensei every year since I was five years old.
- Matt Murdock: Sounds like he wanted to turn you into some kind of a warrior.
- Elektra Natchios: No. Just not a victim.”
Ben Affleck - Matt Murdock
Jennifer Garner - Elektra Natchios

“You're fighting for this woman's honor - which is probably more than she ever did.”
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“I don't mind being run over in stampedes, falling off cliffs, or fighting wild animals; but when a bunch of women tear my clothes off, I quit!”
Gene Autry - Gene Autry