“- Arthur Bach: What are you doing later tonight?
- Linda Marolla: Oh, I have plans for tonight. What should I wear?
- Hobson: Steal something casual.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Liza Minnelli - Linda Marolla
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“- Terry Collins: I noticed you got a gold watch.
- Joe Blake: It's an 18 karat gold watch.
- Terry Collins: I don't give a shit how many karats it is.
- Joe Blake: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
- Terry Collins: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake

“- Richard Gecko: Well what do they got?
- Seth Gecko: They have four walls and a bed and that's all we need.”

Quentin Tarantino - Richard Gecko
George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Lem: A cork?
- Skiff: It's your best defense against the aliens' favorite form of research. The probe. You put it...
- Lem: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I get it.”
Justin Long - Lem
Seann William Scott - Skiff

“- Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories...
- James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
- Q: Frequently.”
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond