“- Taggart: I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
- Hedley Lamarr: How?
- Taggart: We'll kill the first born male child in every household.
- Hedley Lamarr: [after some consideration] Too Jewish.”
Slim Pickens - Taggart
Harvey Korman - Hedley Lamarr

“- Avner: You kill Jews and the world feels bad for them and thinks you animals.
- Ali: Yes. But then the world will see how they've made us into animals.”
Eric Bana - Avner
Omar Metwally - Ali

“The slaughter of six million Jews is enough to satisfy the anti-semetic impulses of the majority of the world.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“- Sgt. Rachtman: Fuck you... and your Jew dogs!
- Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.”

Richard Sammel - Sgt. Rachtman
Brad Pitt - Lt. Aldo Raine

“- Charlie Maguire: They killed all the Jews.
- Xavier March: No, we didn't. We resettled them. We gave them their own piece of land.”
Miranda Richardson - Charlie Maguire
Rutger Hauer - SS-Sturmbannführer Xavier March