“- Maurine Collier: I just don't understand what went wrong. His whole life he was so grown-up, so polite.
- Karen Collier: War changes people.
- Maurine Collier: War doesn't make you rude to your parents!”

Kathy Bates - Maurine Collier
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Karen Collier

“- Monica: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
- Chandler: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?”
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“I despised you for what you were then, Captain Call, and I despise you for what you're doing!”
Anjelica Huston - Clara Allen

“I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“One: never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two: take it outside. Never start anything inside unless it's absolutely necessary. And three: be nice.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton