“- Françoise: What are you talking about?
- Richard: Just making conversation.
- Françoise: Do you have a girlfriend?
- Richard: Here?
- Françoise: Anywhere.
- Richard: No, why?
- Françoise: Just making conversation.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“- Z: I guess you prefer old Blood and Guts, huh? His idea of a romantic date is two seats at a public execution. Boy, you sure chose the right husband.
- Bala: For your information, the general and I are deeply, deeply in... in... engaged.”
Woody Allen - Z
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala

“I wish I was to blame for every laugh line on your face. I do, Joy, because it just - it burns me to think that someone else made you smile. You were pretty then, and you're pretty now. You always will be to me; you should know that! It's forever, Joy.”

Brian Wimmer - Willie Husband

“- Mark Zuckerberg: So how is Christy?
- Eduardo Saverin: Christy's crazy.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Is that fun?
- Eduardo Saverin: No. I mean, she's actually psychotic. She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg
Andrew Garfield - Eduardo Saverin

“- Margo: As it happens, there are particular aspects of my life to which I would like to maintain sole and exclusive rights and privileges.
- Bill Simpson: For instance what?
- Margo: For instance: you!”
Bette Davis - Margo Channing
Gary Merrill - Bill Simpson