“We can't be direct, so we end up saying the weirdest things.”
Himself - Andre Gregory

“Your tongue is old, but sharp, Cicero. Be careful how you waggle it. One day it will cut off your head.”
Richard Burton - Mark Antony

“- Max Klein: You want me to be honest with you, Les?
- Lester Siegel: No, I would like you to bullshit me, Max.”
Richard Kind - Max Klein
Alan Arkin - Lester Siegel

“- Stu: I don't know what I did to you, but whatever it was I'm glad. Alright, I wish it had been worse, I wish you had fucking died.
- The Caller: Yes! Finally some honesty.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“- John Robie: You know as well as I do: this necklace is imitation.
- Frances Stevens: Well, I'm not.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens