“- Charlie Mackenzie: Marry me.
- Harriet Michaels: No.
- Charlie Mackenzie: Please?”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels

“In our country we can marry who we want. I decided on John Kennedy Jr., and while he's in denial, I'll travel.”
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“If you want to go to intensive couples counselling all by yourself, I'll see you when you get back.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Arnold

“- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
[Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jason Biggs - Darren

“- Sgt. Tony Meserve: You're taking your turn in there.
- Eriksson: No! I'm raping nobody!”
Sean Penn - Sgt. Tony Meserve
Michael J. Fox - Eriksson