“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”
George Jessel

“Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.”
Robert Morley

“Of course I married Artie Shaw. Everybody married Artie Shaw!”
Ava Gardner On Artie Shaw

“People in Hollywood are not showmen, they're maintenance men, pandering to what they think their audiences want.”
Terry Gilliam

“I never had an ambition higher than to make people laugh. It's the easiest thing in the world to make them cry.”
Eddie Cantor