“If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy.”
John Cadenhead - Crazy Ernie

“- Jamie Shannon: You and your brother both have the same easy way of doing business.
- Col. Bobi: Olu Kimba did not do business. So now Secu Bobi will be president. He wants to be God... I want to be rich!”
Christopher Walken - Jamie Shannon
George Harrison - Col. Bobi

“- Minnie Moore: That's funny, I... I would've sworn you're a businessman.
- Zelmo Swift: Naaah, I hate business. I hate it! It's funny because I'm a rich man. But I hate makin' money.”
Gena Rowlands - Minnie Moore
Val Avery - Zelmo Swift

“Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus

“Mac, I'm the president and C.E.O. of a major corporation with land holdings in 17 states... You run a burger stand in the desert. I'm national. You're fucking local.”

Michael Keaton - Ray Kroc