“- Tucker: Which building's yours?
- Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
- Tucker: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
- Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers.”

Lee Evans - Tucker
Matt Dillon - Healy

“- Dr. Margo Hunt: The secret temple of the Piranha women. Their architecture is surprisingly advanced.
- Jim: It looks like a big lego to me.”
Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt
Bill Maher - Jim

“I'm an architect for Christ sake, I build 50 story skyscrapers, I assemble cities of the future, I can certainly put together a goddamn diaper.”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“You don't think the guy who makes the toilets for the Space Shuttle gets to see the plans for the rest of it?”
Neil Crone - Jerry Whitehall

You see those two towers? World Trade Center. I was an architect working on them. First they just wanted to build one but I said: "Fellas, we're here. What the hell, throw the other one up". Turned out pretty well, didn't it?

Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield