“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“He's not violent. Just a bit nasty.”
Janine Duvitski - Angela

“Somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.”
Carrie Fisher - Marie

“- Lord Caversham: What do you want him to be then, my dear?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: I think he can be whatever he chooses.
- Lord Caversham: You don't deserve her, sir.
- Lord Arthur Goring: My dear father, if we men married the women we deserved... we should have a very bad time of it.”

John Wood - Lord Caversham
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Amanda Lemmon: Get a husband.
- Diane Barrows: It's not like buying a car, you know.
- Amanda Lemmon: I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff, right?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon
Kirstie Alley - Diane Barrows