“- Anthony Adams: It wasn't an insane asylum, Grace. I explained to you back then that it was for exhaustion.
- Grace: Exhaustion?
- Anthony Adams: Yes, exhaustion.
- Grace: You haven't worked a day in your life. How could you be exhausted?”

Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams
Shea Fowler - Grace

“- Erica Sutton: I can't work right now.
- Sam: So go home.
- Erica Sutton: I need the money.
- Sam: So work.”
Shannyn Sossamon - Erica Sutton
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Sam

“- Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
- Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
- Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One!”

Gilbert Gottfried - Iago
Jonathan Freeman - Jafar

“- Sgt. L.C. Ross: Everybody up! Everybody, Benjamin!
- Judy Benjamin: Oh God, you can't mean me. I worked the night shift! Go check out the bathroom, it's fabulous.”
Hal Williams - Sgt. L.C. Ross
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin

“- Trench: Only an idiot would do this job.
- Barney Ross: How much?
- Trench: Like I said.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Trench
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross