“Now hear this. It is dangerous to leave moisturising cream in the refrigerator, as it could be mistaken for mayonaisse. That is all.”
Richard R. Grant - Clifford

“- Pantucci: They're catching up, we gotta slow 'em down!
- Hanover: The only way to slow 'em down is to feed 'em!
- Pantucci: Feed 'em? The only thing I got is a wet stick of gum and a breath mint!”

Kevin J. O'Connor - Joey Pantucci
Wes Studi - Hanover

“We're gonna be french fries! Human french fries!”
Suze Lanier-Bramlett - Brenda Carter

“- Alan Tyler: He's afraid of tuna-fish sandwiches.
- Claire Tyler: Mercury levels in the tuna-fish sandwiches.”
Ed Begley Jr. - Alan Tyler
Mel Harris - Claire Tyler

“- Chips Maguire: I'll be your sucker.
- Sarah Jane Ryan: That's a dangerous promise.”
Humphrey Bogart - Chips Maguire
Ann Sheridan - Sarah Jane Ryan