“Rita-What's wrong with you?
Jack-Let me think about that. I'll tell you the next time I see you.”
Amara Karan - Rita
Jason Schwartzman - Jack

“-Saul: It’s Kunta Kinte and Ebola.
-Clarence: The famine and Blood Diamond.
-Morris: Nelson Mandela and Winnie.
-Customer: Those hungry babies with flies on their face.
-Clarence: Hey. Woh. Woh. Woh. Woh. That’s too much now. You just stepped over the line now. ”

“- Vera Cicero: I sing, tell a few jokes.
- Dixie Dwyer: Tell me a joke.
- Vera Cicero: Hello, sucker.”
Diane Lane - Vera Cicero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dixie Dwyer

“Lynda, if this is a joke, I'll kill you!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Dr. David Kibner: Face it, Bellicec, you got some friends who enjoy playing practical jokes.
- Jack Bellicec: I don't have any friends, Dr. Kibner.
- Dr. David Kibner: Then, some enemies.”
Leonard Nimoy - Dr. David Kibner
Jeff Goldblum - Jack Bellicec