“I'm not a perfect person. I see a buck on the ground, I pick it up. Sometimes I take more than 10 items right through the express lane, and I have a temper, like my neighbor plays his music too loud. So I killed him, I cut him up and I put him in my freezer. I'm just kidding! Just breaking the tension!”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo

“You look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight! You got anger, that's good you're gonna need it, you got aggression that's even better you're gonna need that, too. But any little two-year-old child can throw a fit! Football is about controlling that anger, harnessing that aggression into a team effort to achieve perfection!”
Denzel Washington - Coach Herman Boone

“- Steve: Your bones...
- Lora Meredith: What about my bones?
- Steve: They're perfect. My camera could easily have a love affair with you.”
John Gavin - Steve Archer
Lana Turner - Lora Meredith

“- Jade Butterfield: Do you think I'm too small on top?
- David Axelrod: You're perfect.
- Jade Butterfield: My eyes are too close together.
- David Axelrod: They're perfect.
- Jade Butterfield: When I'm wrinkled and fat, you'll stop loving me. C'est la vie.”
Brooke Shields - Jade Butterfield
Martin Hewitt - David Axelrod

“Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty
Perfect, my dears, is me.”

Bette Midler - Georgette