“You're puttin' on the agony, mate, but you're missin' all the style!”

Max Cullen - Rebel

“Listen to what I'm writing now: new and original plays and poems. When word gets around, the traveling troupes will come in droves. Where else can they get new material? Original plays don't grow on trees.”
Kanu Bannerjee - Harihar Ray

“Did you read her latest novel? It's not even literature - it's drainage. The only good books she ever wrote were when she was with me: every morning, while she was sleeping, I'd cross out half her adjectives.”

Mandy Patinkin - Alfred De Musset

“- Mr. Link: Excuse me. Hi.
- Sir Lionel Frost: You can speak?!
- Mr. Link: Yes, and, um, I write as well. My penmanship isn’t great, but, uh, you know, opposable thumbs and fat fingers, you know.”

Zach Galifianakis - Mr. Link
Hugh Jackman - Sir Lionel Frost

“- Professor Wright: Could you write five thousand words on the influence of Norse elements in Gawain?
- J.R.R. Tolkien: Yes, absolutely. When would you like it by?
- Professor Wright: This evening.”
Sir Derek Jacobi - Professor Wright
Nicholas Hoult - J.R.R. Tolkien