“- Joe Bowers: What are these electrolytes? Do you even know?
- Secretary of State: It’s what… they use to make Brawndo!
- Joe Bowers: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
- Secretary of Defense: Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.”
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers
David Herman - Secretary of State
Anthony 'Citric' Campos - Secretary of Defense

“I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?”
Robin Williams - Teddy Roosvelt

“- Detective Tom Polhaus: Heavy. What is it?
- Samuel Spade: The stuff that dreams are made of.”

Ward Bond - Detective Tom Polhaus
Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade

“Imagine a substance in daily use everywhere. Anyone can lay his hands on it, and within a minute after taking, the victim's beautifully out of the way. Mind you, it's undetectable after death.”

Auriol Lee - Isobel Sedbusk

“Salt burns, iron burns away the strength of any creature of the dark. Tincture of copper, for flesh wounds. Silverbane, repels witches. Ogre scrotum, for your own enjoyment.”

Jeff Bridges - Master Gregory