“If I had a penny for everything I love about you, I would have many pennies.”

Eddie Jemison - Ogie

“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!”

Dolly Parton - Dolly Parton

“- Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: There's this one song that he taught me, it made me feel happy and sad all at the same time.
- Slick: The best ones do.”
Katee Sackhoff - Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace
Roark Critchlow - Slick

George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“How do you write a song when the chords sound wrong, though they once sounded right and rare? When the notes are sour, where is the power you once had to ignite the air?”
Adam Pascal - Roger Davis