“- Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
- Alex: Hey!
- Jeff: What?
- Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
- Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff
Allen Covert - Alex

“I loved your piece on the clitoris! I showed it to my mother!”
Daphne Zuniga - Margie Epstein

“- Rozalin Focker: Well you know, honey, many unplanned pregnancies happen because the man is such a sexual dynamo, and the woman craves his sperm on an unconscious but very powerful level.
- Greg Focker: Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven.”
Barbra Streisand - Rozalin Focker
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Lucy: Are you pleased to see me?
- Julia: Hello darling... where did you spring from?”

Carrie Mullan - Lucy
Kate Winslet - Julia

“I remember how her little hand used to fit inside mine.”
Steve Martin - George Banks