“A reformed drunk, on her knees at church begging, you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and every goddamn saint in Heaven to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella De Fag, you know.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“No one will ever believe we were married sober.”

Spencer Tracy - Sam Craig

“Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.”

Timothy Walker - Angus the Groom - Wedding One

“- Frank: Gil, you have a good memory. Uh, was it yours or Helen's or Susan's wedding I got drunk at?
- Gil: It was all three, Dad. Congratulations.”
Jason Robards - Frank
Steve Martin - Gil

“- Counselor: Did marriage make you happy?
- Elton John: Not really. I'm gay.”
Taron Egerton - Elton John