“I advise women on their lipstick, base and eyeliner. But you should all know about make-up. Your wives must be geishas.”

Gennie Nevinson - Deidre Chambers

“- Gregory Larkin: You don't use make-up, do you?
- Rose Morgan: What's the point? I'd still look like me, only in color.”
Jeff Bridges - Gregory Larkin
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“- William Thatcher: Your name lady, I still need to hear it.
- Jocelyn: Sir hunter, you persist.
- William Thatcher: Or perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Shannyn Sossamon - Jocelyn

“- Carrie: You have a great profile.
- Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side.
- Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something.
- Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my face.”
Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Ugly Stepsister: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.
- Puss in Boots: He sounds dreamy.”

Larry King - Ugly Stepsister
Antonio Banderas - Puss In Boots