“If he's stupid enough to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.”
Eva Mendes - Sara

“You kissed him! At My Parents’ house! On my wedding day!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

You married a guy whose nickname in college was “Hound Dog”. What did you expect was going to happen?

Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

“- Sara: So how'd you meet him?
- Casey: I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.
- Sara: And he was doing likewise?
- Casey: No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.
- Sara: His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?”
Eva Mendes - Sara
Will Smith - Hitch

- John: I used to be married, but not anymore.
- Sadie: Is your wife with Jesus now?
- John: Actually, the guy's name was pronounced "Hey-soos”. He was the gardner, and one day I caught him spreading some fertilizer around the bedroom, if you know what I mean.
Paul Giamatti - John
Phyllis Applegate - Sadie